The Walrus’s Smoking Hot Babes

I may be a fucking day late and as usually more than a fucking dollar short but I thought a hot fucking babe all dressed up and ready to fucking masturbate would be the ideal thing for the day after all hallows evening hangover.

This bitch is kind of fucking cute with those fake tits that I really hate. Looks like someone attached grapefruits to her fucking chest but I chose to let her grace the fucking pages of my babes because she is one kinky fucking bitch and I definately like kink.. and ya, I’d fuck her which is the most basic of fucking requirements to get posted here. Course that really doesn’t fucking limit the field much but that’s a whole different subject.

Check out her fucking gallery (just click the pic), I’ve heard that masturbation is great cure for a fucking hangover!

Tags: Big Tits, Brunette, Kinky Sex, Sexy Nude Babes by Walrus
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I’ve got to tell you I’m not sure how the fuck I feel about all this. On one hand, this VP choice has been treated like no other politician in history. On the other hand, it’s pretty fucking funny. In the end, I don’t think it fucking matters.

Fuck even Hustler doing some Who’s Nailin Palin porn. The first fucking episode is scheduled to be released today so you best run your little asses over and get signed up.

But if your one of the ones who just can’t fucking seem to get enough of the Sarah Palin porn, whether its because you like seeing her embarrassed or whether you like fantisizing on the sexiest MILF to every run for vice president this Sarah Palin Sex Tape site promises to keep you up to the minute on all the latest Sarah Palin porn as it’s released for general perversion… or is that consumption.

Tags: Big Tits, Brunette, Digital Desires, Parady by Walrus
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Cassia Riley just gets my dick hard. It looks like she’s fucking added a pound or two or 20 from the days of her fucking Penthouse Pet notoriaty but she still gets my fucking dick hard. So fucking sexy, great set of tits, everything about her just makes me want to crawl between her thighs and fuck the shit out of her.

But she doesn’t fucking even do that. She is a fucking nude glamour model plain and simple. Getting nude for the camera, doing a little softcore tease, and maybe fingering her pussy just a little is about it. No hardcore sex what so fucking ever and you will never find a hardcore fucking video of her and perhaps that’s one of the fucking things I like the most, I fucking like teases. I fucking like to be teased.

Tags: Aziani, Big Tits, Brunette, Natural Tits, Sexy Nude Babes by Walrus
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The more I fucking look at bitchs like this the more I fucking wonder how in the fuck anyone can prefer a petite bitch. This is one extremely hot soft body.

Nice fucking round hips. Now Dr. Sigmund Freud may try to fucking convince you the attraction is a belief that nice round hips are all about child bearing but The Walrus will set you straight, its all about a nice comfortable fuck.

A sexy fucking not to round stomach. I’m not typically a piercings kind of dude but nothing looks sexier on a fucking stomach like that than the addition of a classy fucking belly button ring.

Continuing up to some really fucking nice big titties which also happen to be the real deal. No fucking artificial preservatives or silicon added to these babies. I used this picture intentionally because it hides the best fucking part of any breast, the fucking nipple. See, I do like a tease and this just fucking teases the shit out of me. Even though I know it’s a fucking picture and all I’ve got to fucking do is click on it and check out her gallery, I just want to grab that fucking shirt with my teeth and pull that fucking shirt up so I can get to them fucking nipples.

Do I really need to continue here? The babe is just flat out fucking hot.

BONUS DAY
Check out this hot preview of our sexy babe

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See even fucking more hot babes with this Digital Desires preview or you can visit the Jaime Hammer official website

Tags: Big Tits, Brunette, Digital Desires, Natural Tits, Sexy Nude Babes by Walrus
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Fuck, this is one hard fucking post to write. I’ve fucking deleted it three fucking times now and not fucking sure what or where I’m going to fucking take it. This fucking bitch is hot. Long brown hair, nice fucking tits. The type of fucking thing that usually sparks every fucking thing I need to write something that resembles being fucking worth taking the time to read. But tonight my fucking creative juices just don’t seem to want to fucking flow.

Look at that fucking babe, how the fuck is it that I’m not putting together some type of fucking mental fantasy worthy of those firm big tits. I fucking feel inadequate as I can not fucking put together a complete fantasy and why not.

A secluded fucking beach, a hot nude babe and the sun going down. Can’t I put together a fucking camp fire, a blanket and a serious fuck-fest. Or maybe that’s the fucking problem. This is one fucking lady I think I’d like to really fucking make love to. You know all that fucking tender shit. Cuddling, kissing for long period of times, maybe licking her fingers. Slowly, methodically making love to her entire sexy body. Putting her before my own animalistic desires.

How can a babe I’ve never even met, turn me into such a fucking pussy where I dont simply want to take her but want nothing more than to savor her. Fuck can it be I’m a fucking human after all as I want nothing more than to spend the entire night making love to her. I’m disgusted with myself or perhaps this just fucking proves that I do have a human tendancy to be tender. Or maybe it’s just a temporary thing and tomorrow I’ll look back at this and laugh and wonder how I could have momentarily turned into such a fucking pussy. Cuddling and shit, I must be fucking possessed.

Tags: Big Tits, Brunette, Foxy Anya, Great Legs, Petite, Sexy Nude Babes by Walrus
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I was fucking visiting Max Glamour, one of my favorite fucking places to check out hot fucking babes, when I ran across some shit from Veronika Zemanova. Being the nice fucking guy that I am and always putting those perverts who like my fucking blog above all fucking else I down loaded some of the preview shit so I could share.

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I actually had a fucking plan here, in that I wanted a couple hot video’s which would definately cause your cocks to at least stiffen a little fucking bit, enough so you’d go looking for your favorite fucking lube but also I had an alternative notion of proving something I’ve believed for a very fucking long time and that is that Veronika Zemanova is the hottest fucking bitch on the planet. The problem, while the video’s were hot and definately got my little man’s attention, they fucking weren’t the high quality shit from the members area so I couldn’t grab an adequate pic from them. So back to the drawing board to grab a pic

Veronika Zemanova - The Worlds Hottest Babe

Now you may be wondering why I believe she is the most perfect bitch (if you fucking watched the first video and looked at the picture above I can’t even fucking fathom why one might actually question my fucking decision making ability, in fact, when it comes to bitch’s I can’t understand how anyone wouldn’t fucking want to vote me the official bitch authority, just look at the rest of the blog) on the planet. All you gotta do is take a fucking look, beautiful face, cock sucking lips, huge all natural tits and one of the most shapely asses to ever be possessed. This is any bitchs best features all rolled up into one fucking package and I didn’t even fucking mention the camel toe shot you’ll see in this video. God I want to lick that fucking clit.

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Do I know a great fucking ass when I see one!

Tags: Big Tits, Brunette, Camel Toe, Max Glamour, Natural Tits, Sexy Ass, Sexy Nude Babes by Walrus
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Holy fuck, putting a hot fucking bitch in the shower sure the fuck changes shit. I assume some of you like that kind of shit or else I couldn’t find a fucking waste of video to show it but a bitch looking like a fucking wet rat doesn’t quite do it for me.

So why the fuck did I pick this video? Mostly cause I saw some other fucking pictures of this bitch and thought that she was kinda hot and wanted to see fucking more of her. The pics I saw she had these really fucking hot nipples all fucking hard and shit. You know looking all ready to fuck.

Plus I aint figured out how to fucking view a flash video unless I post the fucker and I sure the fuck aint going to go through all the fucking effort to add a video to my babes blog and not fucking keep it. I’m sure there are a fucking few of you dudes who find a fucking wet rat sexy.

Tags: Brunette, Digital Desires, Nina Blue, blonde by Walrus
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Ohhhwee, this bitch has got one nice fucking ass. Shit, I walk in the room and see that fine ass laying there, my fucking pants are on the floor an I’m wasting no fucking time getting busy. For those who may not fucking understand, I’d be fucking that in a heart beat.

I’ts kind of hard to tell but I’m not too sure that this bitch if attractive. In fact, I’d bet she’s anything else but that punani hanging out (for those who don’t watch educational television shows like HBO’s Real Sex, punani means pussy in some fucking other language) makes that ass even more inviting.

I also find it fucking hot with the single nylon on her legs which look nice and long. The kind of legs that can just fucking wrap around your ass and pull your cock all the fucking way inside her. My only complaint with this bitch is… show me some titties but that ain’t really mattering a whole bunch since my man meat is enjoying that mental image of him diving right between them legs and into that hot wet snatch.

Now I don’t know crap when it comes to any artistic fucking shit, all I know is if I look at it and my little buddy starts paying attention, I want to see more. So I’ll leave the artistic description about the site Nina Blue to my buddy over at Nudes Artistically Done. He says:

Nina Blue - Your heart has begun beating faster
you feel your senses stand still
in the sharp expectation of the unknown
are you ready to begin the most amazing journey of your life
the deepest dreams you’ve dared to dream
the most erotic images you’ve ever imagined
Then click this link, if you dare, and take that journey within your mind
that opens a world beyond the limits of the normal
with the worlds most incredibly beautiful women
allow their images to guide you into a brand new and daring world of erotica

Sounds good to me cause I know I’ll be fucking dreaming about that tapping that ass later tonight.

Tags: Brunette, Great Legs, Nina Blue, Sexy Ass by Walrus
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