I may be a fucking day late and as usually more than a fucking dollar short but I thought a hot fucking babe all dressed up and ready to fucking masturbate would be the ideal thing for the day after all hallows evening hangover.

This bitch is kind of fucking cute with those fake tits that I really hate. Looks like someone attached grapefruits to her fucking chest but I chose to let her grace the fucking pages of my babes because she is one kinky fucking bitch and I definately like kink.. and ya, I’d fuck her which is the most basic of fucking requirements to get posted here. Course that really doesn’t fucking limit the field much but that’s a whole different subject.

Check out her fucking gallery (just click the pic), I’ve heard that masturbation is great cure for a fucking hangover!

Or should I have fucking titled this hot smoking blonde babe? Probably, I don’t fucking know and really could give a shit as to which fucking way would have been the most fucking grammatically correct. The fucking important issue at hand is how fucking hot this blonde babe is to look at.

What you’ll fucking find as you view the fucking gallery that’s attached is that her fucking body matches her face. What I fucking mean is that it is a pleasure to fucking look at but that she seems to think she’s a high fucking class whore and a bit of a dominatrix. At least there is some poor pathetic fat ass sniffing around her ass.

Personally I’ve found the ones that play the dominatrix part want to believe but are really just looking for a strong willed man who can fucking tame them. Come to the Walrus babe, I’ll fucking tame that cunt for you.

I’ve got to tell you I’m not sure how the fuck I feel about all this. On one hand, this VP choice has been treated like no other politician in history. On the other hand, it’s pretty fucking funny. In the end, I don’t think it fucking matters.

Fuck even Hustler doing some Who’s Nailin Palin porn. The first fucking episode is scheduled to be released today so you best run your little asses over and get signed up.

But if your one of the ones who just can’t fucking seem to get enough of the Sarah Palin porn, whether its because you like seeing her embarrassed or whether you like fantisizing on the sexiest MILF to every run for vice president this Sarah Palin Sex Tape site promises to keep you up to the minute on all the latest Sarah Palin porn as it’s released for general perversion… or is that consumption.

Its a sad fucking day here in Walrusville. Typically I don’t follow the lives of fucking nude glamour models. In fact most of the fucking time, I couldn’t put a name to a fucking picture. I fucking post babes I find hot and pretty much forget about it.

Erica Campbell is one of the fucking few exceptions. I could fucking pick her picture out of a fucking line up and tell you she had some of the nicest size 34D tits in the fucking business. That and the fucking fact she had one of the prettiest faces and all around sexiest bodies I have ever had the fucking pleasure to drool over.

So, why the fuck is it a sad day here in fucking Walrusville? Well, I’ve taken to doing a little fucking research on the god of all fucking on-line knowledge, Wikipedia, on each of the hot fucking bitch’s I post here. I add a little of what I fucking learn to the photo gallery that accompanies each of the fucking pictures I post.

There I fucking learned that Erica had found the fucking Lord and as such has given up her career and retired from adult fucking entertainment in May of this year. If you want to fucking read more about this fucking transformation check out this article, Tough Call, on XFANz.

What I fucking have never understood is why, in fucking finding god, do these models have to give up doing nude modelling. Isn’t their looks, their body a gift from the fucking dude and couldn’t you just as easily continue to praise the lord by showing off his fucking artwork and giving him full credit for it.

Don’t you think Erica could continue in her nude model work and work with the man to bring even more people into his flock. How is it that something that fucking beautiful, that the dude created with his own hand is so fucking wrong to view and appreciate. I just don’t fucking get it but then there is a whole fucking lot I just don’t get when it comes to religion.

If you fucking lust after this sexy brunette as much as I fucking do, you can download what must fucking be pretty much her entire on-line collection at the following fucking sites:

I can’t fucking explain it but Crystal Klein has got to be my favorite blonde nude babe of all time. She has a great fucking body but there are plenty fucking blonde’s that have fantastic fucking bodies. It’s just something about her fucking look. It never fucking fails to go right through me. It’s fucking almost like even though I’ve never fucking met her, I fucking know her and if she were to ever fucking see me, she’d probably laugh her fucking ass off at what a pathetic cock sucker I am.

We do have a lot in fucking common. We’re both Libra’s, born only a quarter of a century and a day apart, both fucking sluts, she’s modeled for some of the most famous photographers in the world, I post naked pics from those same famous photographers, she’s a hot sexy beautiful blonde, I’m a fat ugly fuck… hmmm I guess thats about it. So much in common its like were fucking soul mates or something. Ok, went a little fucking overboard on that one I know

Had I only fucking known! This sexy blonde babe says she lives in a little fucking place called Fresno, Ca. My day job, the one that actually pays the fucking bills, had me traveling through there to an even smaller fucking place called Modesto. Had I knew that there was a bitch this fucking hot that I was riding past every fucking time I had to make that trip, me and my fat boy would have been taking a side trip checking out the fucking strip clubs (I’ll assume there might be two) just to get a good fucking look at this hot fucking bitch and see if she wanted to take a ride on the back of the fat boy. A hot fucking blonde babe always fucking looks good on the back of a bike, especially a fat boy and there is something about having that fucking engine pounding between their legs that always makes a bitch want something else pounding between her fucking legs. Take my word on this one boys, get a bitch on your bike just for a little ride and you’ll be crawling inbetween her fucking legs in no time. Best thing is, very few bitchs will ever turn down a ride, especially when you’ve got a hot fucking Harley.

Cassia Riley just gets my dick hard. It looks like she’s fucking added a pound or two or 20 from the days of her fucking Penthouse Pet notoriaty but she still gets my fucking dick hard. So fucking sexy, great set of tits, everything about her just makes me want to crawl between her thighs and fuck the shit out of her.

But she doesn’t fucking even do that. She is a fucking nude glamour model plain and simple. Getting nude for the camera, doing a little softcore tease, and maybe fingering her pussy just a little is about it. No hardcore sex what so fucking ever and you will never find a hardcore fucking video of her and perhaps that’s one of the fucking things I like the most, I fucking like teases. I fucking like to be teased.

Ladies and gentlemen, in case you haven’t fucking noticed I’m an ass man and this is a quite fine example of a bubble butt and I fucking like it. But what may surprise the fuck out of you is that one of the things I fucking find the most enduring about an ass like this is the little fucking imperfections.

Like the little "poochies" or if you prefer "saddlebags" on the side of that fine ass. It makes for a fine little addition since I like my fucking women to have just a little comfort built into them. Nice fine thick thighs to go along with the poochies. Asses like that are just made to fucking grab and actually have something fucking in your hand.

Candy is one of the many fine college babes from Playboy’s Student Bodies and she actually lives in the state that per capita must have the finest fucking women in the US of A, Arizona.

The more I fucking look at bitchs like this the more I fucking wonder how in the fuck anyone can prefer a petite bitch. This is one extremely hot soft body.

Nice fucking round hips. Now Dr. Sigmund Freud may try to fucking convince you the attraction is a belief that nice round hips are all about child bearing but The Walrus will set you straight, its all about a nice comfortable fuck.

A sexy fucking not to round stomach. I’m not typically a piercings kind of dude but nothing looks sexier on a fucking stomach like that than the addition of a classy fucking belly button ring.

Continuing up to some really fucking nice big titties which also happen to be the real deal. No fucking artificial preservatives or silicon added to these babies. I used this picture intentionally because it hides the best fucking part of any breast, the fucking nipple. See, I do like a tease and this just fucking teases the shit out of me. Even though I know it’s a fucking picture and all I’ve got to fucking do is click on it and check out her gallery, I just want to grab that fucking shirt with my teeth and pull that fucking shirt up so I can get to them fucking nipples.

Do I really need to continue here? The babe is just flat out fucking hot.

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Fuck, this is one hard fucking post to write. I’ve fucking deleted it three fucking times now and not fucking sure what or where I’m going to fucking take it. This fucking bitch is hot. Long brown hair, nice fucking tits. The type of fucking thing that usually sparks every fucking thing I need to write something that resembles being fucking worth taking the time to read. But tonight my fucking creative juices just don’t seem to want to fucking flow.

Look at that fucking babe, how the fuck is it that I’m not putting together some type of fucking mental fantasy worthy of those firm big tits. I fucking feel inadequate as I can not fucking put together a complete fantasy and why not.

A secluded fucking beach, a hot nude babe and the sun going down. Can’t I put together a fucking camp fire, a blanket and a serious fuck-fest. Or maybe that’s the fucking problem. This is one fucking lady I think I’d like to really fucking make love to. You know all that fucking tender shit. Cuddling, kissing for long period of times, maybe licking her fingers. Slowly, methodically making love to her entire sexy body. Putting her before my own animalistic desires.

How can a babe I’ve never even met, turn me into such a fucking pussy where I dont simply want to take her but want nothing more than to savor her. Fuck can it be I’m a fucking human after all as I want nothing more than to spend the entire night making love to her. I’m disgusted with myself or perhaps this just fucking proves that I do have a human tendancy to be tender. Or maybe it’s just a temporary thing and tomorrow I’ll look back at this and laugh and wonder how I could have momentarily turned into such a fucking pussy. Cuddling and shit, I must be fucking possessed.