The Walrus’s Smoking Hot Babes

Or should I have fucking titled this hot smoking blonde babe? Probably, I don’t fucking know and really could give a shit as to which fucking way would have been the most fucking grammatically correct. The fucking important issue at hand is how fucking hot this blonde babe is to look at.

What you’ll fucking find as you view the fucking gallery that’s attached is that her fucking body matches her face. What I fucking mean is that it is a pleasure to fucking look at but that she seems to think she’s a high fucking class whore and a bit of a dominatrix. At least there is some poor pathetic fat ass sniffing around her ass.

Personally I’ve found the ones that play the dominatrix part want to believe but are really just looking for a strong willed man who can fucking tame them. Come to the Walrus babe, I’ll fucking tame that cunt for you.

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I’ve got to tell you I’m not sure how the fuck I feel about all this. On one hand, this VP choice has been treated like no other politician in history. On the other hand, it’s pretty fucking funny. In the end, I don’t think it fucking matters.

Fuck even Hustler doing some Who’s Nailin Palin porn. The first fucking episode is scheduled to be released today so you best run your little asses over and get signed up.

But if your one of the ones who just can’t fucking seem to get enough of the Sarah Palin porn, whether its because you like seeing her embarrassed or whether you like fantisizing on the sexiest MILF to every run for vice president this Sarah Palin Sex Tape site promises to keep you up to the minute on all the latest Sarah Palin porn as it’s released for general perversion… or is that consumption.

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I can’t fucking explain it but Crystal Klein has got to be my favorite blonde nude babe of all time. She has a great fucking body but there are plenty fucking blonde’s that have fantastic fucking bodies. It’s just something about her fucking look. It never fucking fails to go right through me. It’s fucking almost like even though I’ve never fucking met her, I fucking know her and if she were to ever fucking see me, she’d probably laugh her fucking ass off at what a pathetic cock sucker I am.

We do have a lot in fucking common. We’re both Libra’s, born only a quarter of a century and a day apart, both fucking sluts, she’s modeled for some of the most famous photographers in the world, I post naked pics from those same famous photographers, she’s a hot sexy beautiful blonde, I’m a fat ugly fuck… hmmm I guess thats about it. So much in common its like were fucking soul mates or something. Ok, went a little fucking overboard on that one I know

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Had I only fucking known! This sexy blonde babe says she lives in a little fucking place called Fresno, Ca. My day job, the one that actually pays the fucking bills, had me traveling through there to an even smaller fucking place called Modesto. Had I knew that there was a bitch this fucking hot that I was riding past every fucking time I had to make that trip, me and my fat boy would have been taking a side trip checking out the fucking strip clubs (I’ll assume there might be two) just to get a good fucking look at this hot fucking bitch and see if she wanted to take a ride on the back of the fat boy. A hot fucking blonde babe always fucking looks good on the back of a bike, especially a fat boy and there is something about having that fucking engine pounding between their legs that always makes a bitch want something else pounding between her fucking legs. Take my word on this one boys, get a bitch on your bike just for a little ride and you’ll be crawling inbetween her fucking legs in no time. Best thing is, very few bitchs will ever turn down a ride, especially when you’ve got a hot fucking Harley.

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Cassia Riley just gets my dick hard. It looks like she’s fucking added a pound or two or 20 from the days of her fucking Penthouse Pet notoriaty but she still gets my fucking dick hard. So fucking sexy, great set of tits, everything about her just makes me want to crawl between her thighs and fuck the shit out of her.

But she doesn’t fucking even do that. She is a fucking nude glamour model plain and simple. Getting nude for the camera, doing a little softcore tease, and maybe fingering her pussy just a little is about it. No hardcore sex what so fucking ever and you will never find a hardcore fucking video of her and perhaps that’s one of the fucking things I like the most, I fucking like teases. I fucking like to be teased.

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Cassia Riley Penthouse Pet April 2005
Official Website

Typically I try to do a little research on the nude model I’m posting a gallery of just to give the you an idea of who this person is (or at least who this persons public persona is). I found there’s not a whole lot of information about Cassia out there. The all knowing Wikipedia has one of the scantest profiles on her that I’ve seen and visiting her myspace space didn’t really give me any great insights either. Or maybe it did but since it would be my insights and not things she says I’ll not go into my impressions cause I could be completely wrong on my assumptions. I try to save all my bullshit for my posts. But I do believe you’ll enjoy these pictures.
I did learn that she is only a nude model and does not do any hardcore porn. So if your one of those guys hoping to see a big cock stuck in her mouth, your out of luck.

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Ladies and gentlemen, in case you haven’t fucking noticed I’m an ass man and this is a quite fine example of a bubble butt and I fucking like it. But what may surprise the fuck out of you is that one of the things I fucking find the most enduring about an ass like this is the little fucking imperfections.

Like the little "poochies" or if you prefer "saddlebags" on the side of that fine ass. It makes for a fine little addition since I like my fucking women to have just a little comfort built into them. Nice fine thick thighs to go along with the poochies. Asses like that are just made to fucking grab and actually have something fucking in your hand.

Candy is one of the many fine college babes from Playboy’s Student Bodies and she actually lives in the state that per capita must have the finest fucking women in the US of A, Arizona.

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Playboy’s Student Bodies
Sexy Blonde College Babe, Nice Ass

Candy is a Nordic beauty who absolutely loves cookie dough ice cream. She also loves playing volleyball, exercising, rocking out to some tunes and dancing (erotic dancing at strip clubs hopefully). Her ambition is to get her degree and open her own business.

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The more I fucking look at bitchs like this the more I fucking wonder how in the fuck anyone can prefer a petite bitch. This is one extremely hot soft body.

Nice fucking round hips. Now Dr. Sigmund Freud may try to fucking convince you the attraction is a belief that nice round hips are all about child bearing but The Walrus will set you straight, its all about a nice comfortable fuck.

A sexy fucking not to round stomach. I’m not typically a piercings kind of dude but nothing looks sexier on a fucking stomach like that than the addition of a classy fucking belly button ring.

Continuing up to some really fucking nice big titties which also happen to be the real deal. No fucking artificial preservatives or silicon added to these babies. I used this picture intentionally because it hides the best fucking part of any breast, the fucking nipple. See, I do like a tease and this just fucking teases the shit out of me. Even though I know it’s a fucking picture and all I’ve got to fucking do is click on it and check out her gallery, I just want to grab that fucking shirt with my teeth and pull that fucking shirt up so I can get to them fucking nipples.

Do I really need to continue here? The babe is just flat out fucking hot.

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Jaime Hammer Sexy Brunette Babe

Jaime Hammer grew up in Chicago, Il. While it was great for her growing up in downtown Chicago, but when it came to apply for college, she decided she wanted to get away from the winters and head west to Arizona. She was accepted to both the University of Arizona and Arizona State. She chose to attend ASU to major in communication.

During my fall semester of senior year, she picked up a College Times newspaper that was laying on the desk to pass the time and noticed there was an ad for a Playboy Special Editions casting call. Tthe next day she went to the audition, and received a call saying that she would be shooting for the cover of the Spring College Girls issue.

Her first modeling gig was going to be a cover shot! The issue was released in the Spring of 2004. After the issue came out she was flooded with offers to do tv, radio, and newpaper interviews. At that point on she knew that modeling was something she should definately pursue.

She went on to graduate in the spring of 2004 Cum Laude with a BA in communication. Immediately after graduating, she decided to move to LA in order to continue modeling. Since appearing on the cover of College Girls, she has been featured in over 20 Playboy Special Editions and over a dozen model websites. According to the all knowing Wikipedia she was the November 2007

Find Jaime Hammer and other nude glamour models at Digital Desires or if you just want more of Jaime, she does have her very own website, Jaime Hammer.com

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