The Walrus’s Smoking Hot Babes

Or should I have fucking titled this hot smoking blonde babe? Probably, I don’t fucking know and really could give a shit as to which fucking way would have been the most fucking grammatically correct. The fucking important issue at hand is how fucking hot this blonde babe is to look at.

What you’ll fucking find as you view the fucking gallery that’s attached is that her fucking body matches her face. What I fucking mean is that it is a pleasure to fucking look at but that she seems to think she’s a high fucking class whore and a bit of a dominatrix. At least there is some poor pathetic fat ass sniffing around her ass.

Personally I’ve found the ones that play the dominatrix part want to believe but are really just looking for a strong willed man who can fucking tame them. Come to the Walrus babe, I’ll fucking tame that cunt for you.

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Bio of Lorraine Sisco aka Tall Goddess

Model, director, entrepreneur.
These attributes describe the tall blonde woman well.
Lorraine launched her web site www.tallgoddess.com ( now www.glamourgoddesses.com ) in Germany in the summer of 1998, in the early days of web entrepreneurship.
Since then, the web site and the woman behind it have come a long way.
Lorraine started professional modeling in 2000. She became one of the internationally most well known glamour and fetish models, traveling the world for years to come. She modeled for countless men’s magazines, calendars, erotic books and renowned photographers as well as for lingerie, swimsuit and fetish fashion designers in the U.S., the UK and Germany.
She was guest on several TV Shows on Playboy TV, appeared in documentaries, starred in an Andrew Blake erotic film (Close-Ups), visited the Howard Stern show, acted in B-movies and appeared in a music video for Eminem. Lorraine started directing adult movies in late 2003, after having moved to Los Angeles.

She directed several internet-only fetish titles before making her hardcore directorial debut for Venus Girls Productions in 2005.
She was directing a line of female centric movies for Venus Girls when famed director Michael Ninn discovered her and signed her to direct for his company Ninn Worx.
In 2006, Lorraine produced and directed 5 feature movies for Ninn Worx (Clique, Catalyst, Crescendo, Aperture and Facade). Her work is known for beautiful women, stylistically and artistically high end scenarios and attention to detail.
These and other talents made Michael Ninn choose her as his personal producer. In 2006 and 2007 Lorraine produced 30 movies for Ninn Worx. In 2007, Ninn Worx became Ninn Worx_SR, after merging with famed Gentlemen’s Club chain Spearmint Rhino. In the summer of 2007, Lorraine also directed her feature movie for Playboy TV.
With her work for Ninn Worx_SR and Playboy TV, Lorraine has successfully established herself as one of the few female adult directors and producers in the U.S and worldwide.
She continues to model exclusively for her web site, and has decided to showcase other girls as well.

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I can’t fucking explain it but Crystal Klein has got to be my favorite blonde nude babe of all time. She has a great fucking body but there are plenty fucking blonde’s that have fantastic fucking bodies. It’s just something about her fucking look. It never fucking fails to go right through me. It’s fucking almost like even though I’ve never fucking met her, I fucking know her and if she were to ever fucking see me, she’d probably laugh her fucking ass off at what a pathetic cock sucker I am.

We do have a lot in fucking common. We’re both Libra’s, born only a quarter of a century and a day apart, both fucking sluts, she’s modeled for some of the most famous photographers in the world, I post naked pics from those same famous photographers, she’s a hot sexy beautiful blonde, I’m a fat ugly fuck… hmmm I guess thats about it. So much in common its like were fucking soul mates or something. Ok, went a little fucking overboard on that one I know

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From my friends at Wikipedia:

Crystal Klein (born 10 October 1981 in Vienna, Austria) is an American-based pornographic actress and model. Klein is one of the few women to have been both a Playboy Playmate (Croatian Playboy, October 2004, as Christiane Vogt) and a Penthouse Pet of the Month (March 2005).

Klein studied psychology at the University of Vienna for two years but burned out. In January 2003, she moved to Maui as a break from university. To earn cash, she began working as a swimsuit model. Klein had an early unpleasant encounter with one photographer who shoots for the amateur contests for Hustler. Soon after she was noticed by an agent from Matrix Models and flew to Los Angeles where she began working with the top photographers in the adult business – people such as Suze Randall, Earl Miller and J. Stephen Hicks.

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Had I only fucking known! This sexy blonde babe says she lives in a little fucking place called Fresno, Ca. My day job, the one that actually pays the fucking bills, had me traveling through there to an even smaller fucking place called Modesto. Had I knew that there was a bitch this fucking hot that I was riding past every fucking time I had to make that trip, me and my fat boy would have been taking a side trip checking out the fucking strip clubs (I’ll assume there might be two) just to get a good fucking look at this hot fucking bitch and see if she wanted to take a ride on the back of the fat boy. A hot fucking blonde babe always fucking looks good on the back of a bike, especially a fat boy and there is something about having that fucking engine pounding between their legs that always makes a bitch want something else pounding between her fucking legs. Take my word on this one boys, get a bitch on your bike just for a little ride and you’ll be crawling inbetween her fucking legs in no time. Best thing is, very few bitchs will ever turn down a ride, especially when you’ve got a hot fucking Harley.

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Playboy’s Student Bodies
Sexy Blonde College Babe, Nice Ass

Candy is a Nordic beauty who absolutely loves cookie dough ice cream. She also loves playing volleyball, exercising, rocking out to some tunes and dancing (erotic dancing at strip clubs hopefully). Her ambition is to get her degree and open her own business.

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Can someone please help me fucking understand this… why the fuck in every fucking porn scene involving a bitch and her dildo does the bitch have to give the dildo a blow job? Is it because they really aren’t that fucking horny ie. their pussy isn’t wet and this is one way to lube up the fucking dildo before sticking it between their legs? If so, just fucking lub it up off camera and go straight to sticking it in something not your fucking mouth. Does any fucking one really get turned on by seeing a blue colored cylindrical plastic object being sucked on? Have you ever fucking turned to your friend and said "hey man you ever seen (insert bitch’s name her) giving a blowjob to her dildo, man is that fucking hot". As a porn mongor is that a whole new niche I should be exploring dildo BJ’s. I could dedicate a whole fucking site to nothing but bitchs with dildo’s stuck in their mouth.

Don’t misunderstand, I still think Jana Jordan is a hot blonde babe and I fucking love the way she tugs on her nipples. In fact the rant above had absolutly nothing to do with this bitch at all. It’s simply something that has made me fucking curious ever since I started doing porn.

If you want to check out more of what this nasty little whore likes to do, Jana Jordan Paradise is a great place to start or you can always fucking CLICK THIS LINK and visit her website.

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Before I fucking bless you all with a hot fucking pic of the hot fucking blonde babe, Avy Scott, I fucking came across a joke, on Babe Photo’s - Happy Warm Feelings that at least tickled my fucking fancy and thought of you, my faithless readers.

An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have
a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. He opens his shirt and shows them the gray hair on his chest and they accept that as proof.

He goes home to his wife, show’s her the check, and explains to her what has happened. She replies, “Well get back down there, pull down your pants, and see if you can get disability!”

I fucking fell in lust with this hot fucking blonde the moment i laid eyes on her sexy ass and never fucking hesitate to post nasty photo’s and video’s every fucking chance I have. Don’t fucking worry if your not an Avy Scott fan, I wont burn you out but I may suggest that you fucking check yourself as I believe you may actually have a few gay tendancies.

Seriously, look at that face. Fantastic lips perfect for cock sucking, pretty eyes. Look a little further down and check out those tits, round and firm with pink nipples sitting at just the right place. A sexy stomach, what’s not to love?

Click now to join the sexiest nude erotic site on the internet. A site where a favored photographer for Playboy and Penthouse
has developed a place to show his art, the way that he sees it

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I love women, all fucking types of women from the petite little sluts to the BBW whores and every fucking thing in between. But this petite liffle fucking blonde has a whole lot going for her.

No doubt she’s cute as a fucking button. I never understood that fucking phrase, who the fuck ever thought a button was cute and are the talking about like a pin or is this really a fucking button like on your shirt. Who the fuck ever found a button cute. But as sometimes happen I’m getting fucking lost mostly talking to myself.

She’s got great fucking dick sucking lips, soft and sensous perfectly made for wrapping around a nice hard fucking cock. Seriously, look at those luscious lips and tell me you wouldn’t love to have them wrapped around your staff.

Tits, firm perky (what the fuck is perky another one of those fucking words that I find I use often and really don’t fucking understand why, I may have to spend some fucking time analyzing myself and all these fucking words that I use out of habit but yet mean asbo-fucking-lutely nothing to me.) with really fucking sexy nipples. Not quite big enough for a good tit fucking but definately enough to fill your mouth, and hand.

I’ve never been a fucking believer that all a man needs is a mouthfull of tit and the rest was a fucking waste. I can always find something to do with all the tit I can get. In fact, what you see here is kind of a minimum tit size for me but they fucking do look good.

And I really like long shapely legs. They always look fucking good wrapped around my fucking waist while the bitch is doing her praying, you know when your putting it to a bitch really good and she’s screaming for god. No bitch, god has nothing to do with this… It’s the old Walrus working his magic and that’s the name you should be screaming.

If petite babes are more your thing and you really like this bitch and those like her then I highly suggest you check out more of what FEMJOY has to offer. You’ll be fucking impressed. Only the best in international, all natural, sexy petite babes.

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All natural babes, no fucking botox, no fucking silicon, just doing the best they can with what God has fucking given them. How can you not fucking love them, especially when they are as fucking hot as this bitch from Playboy’s All Naturals.

Look at this babe, she’s all natural and definately as sexy as hell. Look into those eyes and tell me your not transfixed. Bullshit, look into those fucking eyes and tell me you can’t feel a little fucking bit of excitement growing between your legs.

Look at those lips. It doesn’t take much to imagine those soft luscious lips wrapped around your fucking cock. It doesn’t take much and you can see that blonde head bobbing up and down on your personal man meat. The warmth of that mouth surrounding it and those soft lips caressing your cock.

Look at those big tits and tell me you can’t imagine taking your hard, wet, cock and cramming it in between them for a sensuous tit fuck. Tell me that you can’t imagine the softness and firmness of those fucking breasts as you rub your dick between them.

Then look into those eyes once again and tell me you can’t fucking imagine squirting your man milk all over that face.

Playboy’s All Natural babes the one place where you can find the hottest chicks who need no further enhancements.

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