The Walrus’s Smoking Hot Babes

Had I only fucking known! This sexy blonde babe says she lives in a little fucking place called Fresno, Ca. My day job, the one that actually pays the fucking bills, had me traveling through there to an even smaller fucking place called Modesto. Had I knew that there was a bitch this fucking hot that I was riding past every fucking time I had to make that trip, me and my fat boy would have been taking a side trip checking out the fucking strip clubs (I’ll assume there might be two) just to get a good fucking look at this hot fucking bitch and see if she wanted to take a ride on the back of the fat boy. A hot fucking blonde babe always fucking looks good on the back of a bike, especially a fat boy and there is something about having that fucking engine pounding between their legs that always makes a bitch want something else pounding between her fucking legs. Take my word on this one boys, get a bitch on your bike just for a little ride and you’ll be crawling inbetween her fucking legs in no time. Best thing is, very few bitchs will ever turn down a ride, especially when you’ve got a hot fucking Harley.

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Can someone please help me fucking understand this… why the fuck in every fucking porn scene involving a bitch and her dildo does the bitch have to give the dildo a blow job? Is it because they really aren’t that fucking horny ie. their pussy isn’t wet and this is one way to lube up the fucking dildo before sticking it between their legs? If so, just fucking lub it up off camera and go straight to sticking it in something not your fucking mouth. Does any fucking one really get turned on by seeing a blue colored cylindrical plastic object being sucked on? Have you ever fucking turned to your friend and said "hey man you ever seen (insert bitch’s name her) giving a blowjob to her dildo, man is that fucking hot". As a porn mongor is that a whole new niche I should be exploring dildo BJ’s. I could dedicate a whole fucking site to nothing but bitchs with dildo’s stuck in their mouth.

Don’t misunderstand, I still think Jana Jordan is a hot blonde babe and I fucking love the way she tugs on her nipples. In fact the rant above had absolutly nothing to do with this bitch at all. It’s simply something that has made me fucking curious ever since I started doing porn.

If you want to check out more of what this nasty little whore likes to do, Jana Jordan Paradise is a great place to start or you can always fucking CLICK THIS LINK and visit her website.

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Fucking Brazil is off the fucking hook. If you’ve never visited the country, start planning a trip now. They’ve got hot fucking babes who literally love to fuck. When I fucking visited the country it took me completely by surprise since I thought it was a predominantly catholic country. But fuck if a fat ugly dude can get laid and not speak the fucking language, anyone can. Hell I did my favorite wife thing in Brazil with this hot fucking secretary who worked at the TV station I was fucking doind some consulting work for.

Just looking at this chick got my fucking dick hard and it fucking took no time to get her back to the hotel room sucking on my cock. We fucked half the night away with no fucking regrets.

What was supposed to be my last fucking day in the country, my guide took me to a park where we just sort of fucking hung out. Before long we meet this mother - daughter team doing pretty much the same fucking thing. The mother took a liking to me and I’m not sure but I thought the daughter was getting into my guide.

It was about time to fucking leave, I still had to pack. The fucking Brazilian sluts asked for a ride, not sure where they were really fucking going, if any fucking where, but they didn’t go any further than my fucking hotel. The guide, a married man who obviously still respected his vows wimped out so both these hot fucking brazilian bitchs came up to my fucking room.

The Walrus had his fucking first and only mother / daughter threesome. The fucking mother was horny as fuck and started attacking my cock almost the minute the hotel room door closed. So with the older bitchs lips wrapped around my cock, I started making out with the younger one. It wasn’t fucking long before the young slut was fucking naked with my fingers ramming her cunt and the older bitch had given up trying to blow me into submission and started riding my cock for all she could.

As soon as the old bitch came, I mounted the daughter and fucked her till she was screaming. It is really fucking a trip to her a bitch screaming in a language you don’t understand but language aside you can always fucking tell when a bitch is in heat and your fucking her brains out.

I then spent some time switching between the two sluts fucking whatever hole my dick happened to slide into. Fuck one for a couple pumps, then the other when I had a fucking brilliant idea. Why not cum in one fucking slut and then see if I could get the other one to eat my cum out of the other. So I dumped a fucking load into the daughter and urged the mother to eat her daughter out. I was fucking surprised as the older bitch seemed to have very little problem getting between her daughters spread legs, licking and sucking all of my cum from that sluts tight fucking cunt.

After watching for a little while, my cock stiffened again and this time I gave the daughter the pleasure of sucking on it. Well, actually since she was lying on her back, I started face fucking the whore and it all started all fucking over again. At some point, I came to my fucking senses and remembered I had a fucking flight to catch but I wasn’t going to fucking stop this fuck-fest by any means. Being a fucking AA frequent flier, I just called the airline and got a flight back the next day. Even used up a few of those fucking built up miles to upgrade to first class for the fucking trip home.

After more fucking orgasms than I could count by these fucking sluts and my second the three of us fell asleep for a few hours and then fucking woke up and started again. Afterward, the bitch’s packed my suitcase, tag teamed my cock and then fought over the stream of cum they nursed from it. I left in a cab, they left however the fuck they did. I’ve never experienced anything like it since. But I want to!

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I love women, all fucking types of women from the petite little sluts to the BBW whores and every fucking thing in between. But this petite liffle fucking blonde has a whole lot going for her.

No doubt she’s cute as a fucking button. I never understood that fucking phrase, who the fuck ever thought a button was cute and are the talking about like a pin or is this really a fucking button like on your shirt. Who the fuck ever found a button cute. But as sometimes happen I’m getting fucking lost mostly talking to myself.

She’s got great fucking dick sucking lips, soft and sensous perfectly made for wrapping around a nice hard fucking cock. Seriously, look at those luscious lips and tell me you wouldn’t love to have them wrapped around your staff.

Tits, firm perky (what the fuck is perky another one of those fucking words that I find I use often and really don’t fucking understand why, I may have to spend some fucking time analyzing myself and all these fucking words that I use out of habit but yet mean asbo-fucking-lutely nothing to me.) with really fucking sexy nipples. Not quite big enough for a good tit fucking but definately enough to fill your mouth, and hand.

I’ve never been a fucking believer that all a man needs is a mouthfull of tit and the rest was a fucking waste. I can always find something to do with all the tit I can get. In fact, what you see here is kind of a minimum tit size for me but they fucking do look good.

And I really like long shapely legs. They always look fucking good wrapped around my fucking waist while the bitch is doing her praying, you know when your putting it to a bitch really good and she’s screaming for god. No bitch, god has nothing to do with this… It’s the old Walrus working his magic and that’s the name you should be screaming.

If petite babes are more your thing and you really like this bitch and those like her then I highly suggest you check out more of what FEMJOY has to offer. You’ll be fucking impressed. Only the best in international, all natural, sexy petite babes.

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Are there any fucking shrinks hanging around the fucking blog cause I need some fucking advice? The other day I meet this fucking college babe, and fuck let me tell you she was fucking hot, and it seems she has some kind of daddy complex. One thing I really love in a slut is when she’s vocal and this babe was definately vocal.

But at first, I admit, it kind of threw me off. We make out for a bit and then I push her to her knees and pull out my massive man meat, she looks at it for a second then looks me directly in my eyes and says "Daddy can I suck it". Now I love submissive chicks and the fact that she asked was the beginning of a great evening but the daddy thing kind of slowed me down for a second. I was still a bit in shock over it when I heard "Please daddy, I really need to suck on your cock, I promise I’ll do it good".

That brought me back to my senses, here I had a hot young college bitch begging to suck on my schlong. So I looked at her and said "Yes but you fucking better suck it right my little whore" and with that she began giving me a blow job that was out of this fucking world. She stopped only once to ask two little questions "Daddy does that feel good?" and "Please daddy please cum, I really need to taste your cum". What’s a grown man to do, I dumped a nice big load down her throat. She acted like it was the best thing she had ever tasted in her life. She then thanked me saying "Thank you daddy for sharing yourself with me, I love when you let me swallow your cum it makes me feel so close to you. I don’t know if she realized exactly how close I was going to make her feel over the next few hours.

Since it was a massive orgasm, I knew I’d need a little time before the ole dick would stiffen again and I could finish abusing this little slut the way I intended. It really was a great blow job. So I decided I’d do something a bit out of character and play with her a bit. So I told her to get undressed (with a polite "yes daddy") and then had her finish undressing me. I laid her down and started kissing her body, then her nipples finally settling on sucking on one of her big firm tits and squeezing the other. The whole time she kept telling daddy how good he was making her feel. Eventually, my hand slid down between her legs, found her very wet pussy and started finger fucking her. That got her moaning and lifting her legs in time with my hand shoving my fingers in and out of that cunt.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t ready for round two yet so I made my way down between her legs with my mouth and began licking her shaved pussy. This started a whole new round of moaning. I decided I was going to eat her fucking cunt until she screamed. Which I did and as I pretty much figured her screams brought mr. man meat back to life. Once she settled down for a second I climbed between her legs and started fucking her nice tight pussy. One that obviously had never been stretched out by the birth of a kid. It felt really fucking good, tight, wet, warm and I could feel her intensifing her grinding with me so I knew she was getting off on it as well.

I like the missionary position because then I can see the bitch’s face while I’m pounding her pussy. It makes it much easier to determine when to speed up and when to slow down. How to keep this bitch on the edge but not letting her crest over the top. When I decided I wanted to quit playing with this hot little slut, I turned her over and fucked the slut from behind. It seems to me I can get on my knees that way and really fuck the bitch hard and fast sinking my cock deep inside her. I pounded her fucking pussy for all it was worth and I think she probably was in a constant state of orgasm the whole time. A new harder one starting just as the previous was finishing.

Me, I needed more. Ever since I had first seen this fucking bitch I had wanted to sink my cock in her fleshy, well shaped ass. It’s not much of a change from the backside to slip out of a wet pussy and into a tight ass and I was’t too worried about lub, she had cum so much I knew I was pretty well lubbed. So I stuck my pulled my cock out of her pussy and shoved it into her tight ass. She screamed "Oh yes daddy, take me, use me I’m all yours". I did just that, I fucked her ass as hard and as deep as I could until I was ready to dump another load of man milk.

Since this slut liked my cum so much, I figured a nice facial for her and then let her suck my cock nice and clean was in order. She did as she was told. Since I needed to go to work the next day, I got up, got dressed and left her laying on the bed, face covered in cum and seemingly in heaven.

I think I’ll have to go see her again!

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All natural babes, no fucking botox, no fucking silicon, just doing the best they can with what God has fucking given them. How can you not fucking love them, especially when they are as fucking hot as this bitch from Playboy’s All Naturals.

Look at this babe, she’s all natural and definately as sexy as hell. Look into those eyes and tell me your not transfixed. Bullshit, look into those fucking eyes and tell me you can’t feel a little fucking bit of excitement growing between your legs.

Look at those lips. It doesn’t take much to imagine those soft luscious lips wrapped around your fucking cock. It doesn’t take much and you can see that blonde head bobbing up and down on your personal man meat. The warmth of that mouth surrounding it and those soft lips caressing your cock.

Look at those big tits and tell me you can’t imagine taking your hard, wet, cock and cramming it in between them for a sensuous tit fuck. Tell me that you can’t imagine the softness and firmness of those fucking breasts as you rub your dick between them.

Then look into those eyes once again and tell me you can’t fucking imagine squirting your man milk all over that face.

Playboy’s All Natural babes the one place where you can find the hottest chicks who need no further enhancements.

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For all you single guys, listen up and take notes, you married guys I know you remember back when the little lady looked about as sexy as this hot fucking blonde bitch does. Perhaps it was college. Remember those fucking lazy weekends right after god damn finals when all you wanted to do was relax your ass off and catch up on some very fucking needed sleep and sex. You and the girlfriend just lounging around the apartment, mostly nude, fucking like rabbits.

Then there were the fucking tender moments, just sitting on the couch. She’d use your lap instead of the pillows in the picture to rest her head against. Some nonsensical fucking drival on the TV or perhaps a game. Shit man, come on now, I know you gotta remember those moments cause it was shit like that which caused you to fucking get stupid and marry in the first place. I know you want to hide them way the fuck back but think.

She’d feel your cock stiffen cause it sure enjoye the feel of her head rubbing up against it and she’d roll over, pull your snake out of your pants and start giving it a fucking mind altering blow job. Nice and slow using her tongue and her lips to coax him into his primary state of hardness. Taking her time blowing you and you enjoying every fucking minute of all the time she’s lavishing on making your cock feel good. Pause for a moment remembering exactly how good it felt. Her caressing your balls in her hand, warm wet lips caressing your cock. It was that moment, whether you know it or not that changed your fucking life and you fell in love.

AND SHIT AIN’T BEEN THE FUCKING SAME SINCE. Ya got hitched, she popped out a couple kids, her fucking ass has grown fatter and her titties have shriveled up and gotten all saggy and her mouth hasn’t gotten near your starving for a-fucking-ffection cock in a year and then it was a big fucking deal with her ruining the whole fucking thing by warning you not to dare cum in her mouth. Hell you aint even gotten laid since… which holiday was it, your birthday, Xmas, Valentines day or when of those rare occasions when she just simply gives in cause she can’t take you begging for it anymore.

Hell you practically have to buy a piece of ass from her now. Flowers, candy, a new dress, shoes, what is it she wants that if you get her means she will fucking spread those legs for you and then she just fucking lays there and moans a little just to encourage you to finish.

That’s why you fucking need Breath Takers. Hot fucking college age bitchs who still have nice firm titties and sexy fucking asses. They remind you why your alive and more importantly they remind you that your little sex starved buddy is still alive. They can revive those memories of the good ole days and it’s a whole lot fucking cheaper than tucking dollars in g-strings and buying fucking lap dances. Either fucking way, you end up at home with a bottle of lotion in one hand, other firmly wrapped around your cock, stroking it for all it’s worth and remembering.

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Ohhhwee, this bitch has got one nice fucking ass. Shit, I walk in the room and see that fine ass laying there, my fucking pants are on the floor an I’m wasting no fucking time getting busy. For those who may not fucking understand, I’d be fucking that in a heart beat.

I’ts kind of hard to tell but I’m not too sure that this bitch if attractive. In fact, I’d bet she’s anything else but that punani hanging out (for those who don’t watch educational television shows like HBO’s Real Sex, punani means pussy in some fucking other language) makes that ass even more inviting.

I also find it fucking hot with the single nylon on her legs which look nice and long. The kind of legs that can just fucking wrap around your ass and pull your cock all the fucking way inside her. My only complaint with this bitch is… show me some titties but that ain’t really mattering a whole bunch since my man meat is enjoying that mental image of him diving right between them legs and into that hot wet snatch.

Now I don’t know crap when it comes to any artistic fucking shit, all I know is if I look at it and my little buddy starts paying attention, I want to see more. So I’ll leave the artistic description about the site Nina Blue to my buddy over at Nudes Artistically Done. He says:

Nina Blue - Your heart has begun beating faster
you feel your senses stand still
in the sharp expectation of the unknown
are you ready to begin the most amazing journey of your life
the deepest dreams you’ve dared to dream
the most erotic images you’ve ever imagined
Then click this link, if you dare, and take that journey within your mind
that opens a world beyond the limits of the normal
with the worlds most incredibly beautiful women
allow their images to guide you into a brand new and daring world of erotica

Sounds good to me cause I know I’ll be fucking dreaming about that tapping that ass later tonight.

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