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Crystal Klein Hot Petite Blonde Babe

Crystal Klein Hot Blonde Glamour Model

I can’t fucking explain it but Crystal Klein has got to be my favorite blonde nude babe of all time. She has a great fucking body but there are plenty fucking blonde’s that have fantastic fucking bodies. It’s just something about her fucking look. It never fucking fails to go right through me. It’s fucking almost like even though I’ve never fucking met her, I fucking know her and if she were to ever fucking see me, she’d probably laugh her fucking ass off at what a pathetic cock sucker I am. ;)

We do have a lot in fucking common. We’re both Libra’s, born only a quarter of a century and a day apart, both fucking sluts, she’s modeled for some of the most famous photographers in the world, I post naked pics from those same famous photographers, she’s a hot sexy beautiful blonde, I’m a fat ugly fuck… hmmm I guess thats about it. So much in common its like were fucking soul mates or something. Ok, went a little fucking overboard on that one I know

Crystal Klien Sexy Blonde Babe

Crystal Klein Blonde Babe

From my friends at Wikipedia:

Crystal Klein (born 10 October 1981 in Vienna, Austria) is an American-based pornographic actress and model. Klein is one of the few women to have been both a Playboy Playmate (Croatian Playboy, October 2004, as Christiane Vogt) and a Penthouse Pet of the Month (March 2005).

Klein studied psychology at the University of Vienna for two years but burned out. In January 2003, she moved to Maui as a break from university. To earn cash, she began working as a swimsuit model. Klein had an early unpleasant encounter with one photographer who shoots for the amateur contests for Hustler. Soon after she was noticed by an agent from Matrix Models and flew to Los Angeles where she began working with the top photographers in the adult business – people such as Suze Randall, Earl Miller and J. Stephen Hicks.

Crystal Klien Sexy Blonde Babe

Hot Blonde Julia Marino

Julia Morano

Had I only fucking known! This sexy blonde babe says she lives in a little fucking place called Fresno, Ca. My day job, the one that actually pays the fucking bills, had me traveling through there to an even smaller fucking place called Modesto. Had I knew that there was a bitch this fucking hot that I was riding past every fucking time I had to make that trip, me and my fat boy would have been taking a side trip checking out the fucking strip clubs (I’ll assume there might be two) just to get a good fucking look at this hot fucking bitch and see if she wanted to take a ride on the back of the fat boy. A hot fucking blonde babe always fucking looks good on the back of a bike, especially a fat boy and there is something about having that fucking engine pounding between their legs that always makes a bitch want something else pounding between her fucking legs. Take my word on this one boys, get a bitch on your bike just for a little ride and you’ll be crawling inbetween her fucking legs in no time. Best thing is, very few bitchs will ever turn down a ride, especially when you’ve got a hot fucking Harley.

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Candy Christensen

Playboy’s Student Bodies
Sexy Blonde College Babe, Nice Ass

Candy is a Nordic beauty who absolutely loves cookie dough ice cream. She also loves playing volleyball, exercising, rocking out to some tunes and dancing (erotic dancing at strip clubs hopefully). Her ambition is to get her degree and open her own business.

Playboys College Girls Finally out of the house and on Campus

Those Sexy College Days

Sexy Blonde almost nude relaxing on the couch

For all you single guys, listen up and take notes, you married guys I know you remember back when the little lady looked about as sexy as this hot fucking blonde bitch does. Perhaps it was college. Remember those fucking lazy weekends right after god damn finals when all you wanted to do was relax your ass off and catch up on some very fucking needed sleep and sex. You and the girlfriend just lounging around the apartment, mostly nude, fucking like rabbits.

Then there were the fucking tender moments, just sitting on the couch. She’d use your lap instead of the pillows in the picture to rest her head against. Some nonsensical fucking drival on the TV or perhaps a game. Shit man, come on now, I know you gotta remember those moments cause it was shit like that which caused you to fucking get stupid and marry in the first place. I know you want to hide them way the fuck back but think.

She’d feel your cock stiffen cause it sure enjoye the feel of her head rubbing up against it and she’d roll over, pull your snake out of your pants and start giving it a fucking mind altering blow job. Nice and slow using her tongue and her lips to coax him into his primary state of hardness. Taking her time blowing you and you enjoying every fucking minute of all the time she’s lavishing on making your cock feel good. Pause for a moment remembering exactly how good it felt. Her caressing your balls in her hand, warm wet lips caressing your cock. It was that moment, whether you know it or not that changed your fucking life and you fell in love.

AND SHIT AIN’T BEEN THE FUCKING SAME SINCE. Ya got hitched, she popped out a couple kids, her fucking ass has grown fatter and her titties have shriveled up and gotten all saggy and her mouth hasn’t gotten near your starving for a-fucking-ffection cock in a year and then it was a big fucking deal with her ruining the whole fucking thing by warning you not to dare cum in her mouth. Hell you aint even gotten laid since… which holiday was it, your birthday, Xmas, Valentines day or when of those rare occasions when she just simply gives in cause she can’t take you begging for it anymore.

Hell you practically have to buy a piece of ass from her now. Flowers, candy, a new dress, shoes, what is it she wants that if you get her means she will fucking spread those legs for you and then she just fucking lays there and moans a little just to encourage you to finish.

That’s why you fucking need Breath Takers. Hot fucking college age bitchs who still have nice firm titties and sexy fucking asses. They remind you why your alive and more importantly they remind you that your little sex starved buddy is still alive. They can revive those memories of the good ole days and it’s a whole lot fucking cheaper than tucking dollars in g-strings and buying fucking lap dances. Either fucking way, you end up at home with a bottle of lotion in one hand, other firmly wrapped around your cock, stroking it for all it’s worth and remembering.

We are all breathtakers